The Kansas City Star reports that Sherron Collins is putting on the pounds at an "alarming pace."
Last summer, Kansas point guard Sherron Collins checked in at 220 pounds in August before the Jayhawks’ exhibition tour of Canada and was publicly chastised by KU coach Bill Self for being out of shape.
This summer, Collins is putting on weight at a more alarming pace — Self said he is around 229 now — but Self is reserving judgment with months to go before KU’s annual boot camp workouts.
“He’s heavy right now, 20, 30 pounds overweight,” Self said. “He’s got some time to get some of it down. It’s going to be a very tough patch for him to get where he needs to be.”
Sherron, buddy, I understand what it's like, if I'm in Columbia and I go down to Big 12 on dollar burger night I'm at risk of spending ten dollars. I however am a fat blogger, so it works for me. Those two words are practically synonyms. You, however, are a point guard for a team that has 4 to 1 odds to win the National Championship. Perhaps you should take Gumby's off of speed dial and eat a fucking salad.
As a Mizzou fan I say keep it going, good sir. Come out and hang with me, we'll go to Red Robin and show them what bottomless french fries really mean. They're gonna run out of potatoes, I'm a tell you what.
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God Bless Red Robin's bottomless fries.
/writing this while eating a brat
//getting a physical this week
It's one thing when you have a guy like Arthur Johnson or Jeff Graves who even though he's fat is just a really big guy. Sherron is a point guard with the potential to be a very good player at the next level. If he could just put down the effin' fork.
There's a Red Robin about 2 minutes away from my house. Thank the Lord.
Maybe he should start taking the stairs instead of the elevator, if you know what I mean.
(DOUBLE THE JOKE!)
That might be a nominee for Mizzourah Joke of the Year.
The more I read about this guy the more I hate him. He's got skills that are comparable to Chris Paul but he's wasting it. Imagine if he had half of Kim English's work ethic.
Oh come on, NOBODY has Kim English's work ethic. That's just an unfair standard.
I could not agree more.
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