Let me go ahead and start this out by saying that kgb (the text version of google that you have to pay a dollar for, not the Russian Committee for State Security aka Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti) is for dumb people. If you really want to know how to make a daiquiri there's this thing called the Internet that has the answer for you. You could also just look at the side of the fucking bottle of booze which will no doubt have a recipe for you. Don't spend ninety-nine cents to get the very easy to find answer. However, if you're stupid enough to text kgb, then by all means, you deserve to lose your ninety-nine cents. You idiot.
Turns out a friend of mine works for said kgb and received this question:
"Who was on the roster for kansas when they won 88-89 ncca title"
To which he, a fellow Mizzou fan, responded:
"KU won in 1987-88. Danny Manning, Archie Marshall, Kevin Pritchard, Chris Piper..cheaters. MIZFKU"
Well played, sir, damn well played. The best thing about this is my buddy didn't get in trouble for this. Fantastic.
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I see nothing wrong here. Bonus info!
Your move Cha-Cha.
That man deserves a raise AND a promotion!!!
That is the single greatest thing I have ever heard.
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