Reason #1,536,711 That I Hate The Illini

J fucking Leman. He, the owner of a degenerate mullet and stars and stripes tie. Sure, he probably would have been a popular dude at a Warrant concert, but it just doesn't fly. Patriotism can only go so far before you look like a douche, Captain America.

He's not with the Illini this year, but is instead out at your local dirt track fixin' to change that busted axle. FOF, and one of my inspirations for even starting Mizzourah, Black Heart Gold Pants takes it from here.