Illinois...The Good, Bad, and Sleezy

Football season is just a few weeks away and I am ready to get this party started!!! Mizzou's first game is against the border state Illinois. Just like having a stripper as a girlfriend, UI is way overrated. Welcome to the first edition of the Good, Bad, and Sleezy of 2008 bitches.

Good: We are starting the NCAA season #7 in the rankings. We will one of the few teams playing a real team on the opening week. I know UI is not the powerhouse of Chattanooga that OU has to play but we will make due. UI lost a few keys in the NFL draft, plus its was the first winning season for UI since Ike was in office.

Bad: UI still have Juice Williams and he can win a game alone. He is a lot like how Brad Smith was for Mizzou. He usually have 3 times more rushing yards then passing. Lets not forget, they did beat Ohio State last year.

Sleezy: I can't hate on UI. Next to Mizzou, I would not mind to see UI do well. I hope they win the Big Suck, I mean 10 so we don't have to hear about Ohio State going to a BCS game again. Plus, how can you hate on a school that had one of the biggest hero's of mine, Hugh Hefner? UI is full of hotties and plus it's because of his vision of beauty and freedom of speech and expression we have these: