Hot Chicks With k.u.chebags

After the first k.u.chebags post way back in early July, our own Big Head sent me a myspace link of some douche nicknamed (self-proclaimed, I imagine) Hawkman. I won't bother posting that link, thus not gheying up your web history, temporary internet files, or cookies (mmm cookies).

After being jealous of Hawkman's kickass lifestyle, I decided to check out his friends, one of whom is a relatively attractive kU fan who's myspace name is "The Original One and Only Official KU Chick!!"

Her page can be viewed by friends only, so I'll assume no readers of this site has access, let alone sit in her prestigious Top 8. After countless hours of stalking/research, I concluded that she's a k.u.chebag phenomenon, and will be covered in this section quite often until the end of time.

Or when her Cougars jersey is hung in the rafters for good, one of the two.

So let's check this lass out, and meet some of the fine folks that she hangs with:


This much kU douchiness gives me a tingling feeling inside.

Let's start with Elton John at the top. I don't ask for much around here, but I beg you guys: if any Mizzourah faithful knows this dude and/or has more douchy pictures of him, let us know ASAP. This guy has Hall of Fame potential written all over him. I especially love him telling the heavyweights behind him "I can make sandwiches THIS big...let's have sex."

Moving on to the other dude in this pic, Smokey McPot. After zooming in on his hat, it appears to be a Royals logo, so I don't blame this guy for being high when he watches sports. I'm sure the Cheetos stand at kU's Memorial Stadium does record sales whenever Smokey is in attendance.

Next, we see the "dark-haired" (umm, you think Clairol had anything to do with that?) lady in the middle. This cougar seems to have forgotten what team she is rooting for. Hook 'em Hawks? Go back on the prowl, ma'am, and forget about the game.

And then we have the kU Chick. Other than hanging with 1) a guy looking to reunite with Silent Bob, and 2) Demi Moore's older sister, she really doesn't embarrass herself too much today. But that's like saying I don't embarrass myself too much, and "I'll explain more after I check my six fantasy baseball teams."

kU Chick, your day will come.

Feel free to leave your thoughts and rip these ladies and gents apart in the comments section. And if you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com.