Monday, August 4, 2008

Happy Two-A-Day Day

When I played football, I dreaded two a days. Weather was hot, the cheerleaders were practicing a few fields over but we couldn't talk to them, it was really damn hot, crappy PB&J sandwiches, and it was f*cking hot. Seeing how I'm a Sunday Morning QB now, I'm all up for practice opening, which it does in Columbia this morning at 7:30. Ouch.

By the way, the urban legend is officially announced. TB users change their pants in unison.

Next thing for us fans to look forward to is Fan Day on August 10th. And if you haven't bought your kU tickets yet, go for it.

**Post Edit**
I've read 7:30a and 3:45p as far as practices, and even 5p last night as the start time. Screw it, football is here! I imagine team dinner was 5p (Is our team a bunch of 80yr old grandmas? 5p dinner?!!), and meetings at 7:30a just like us normal working class chumps, followed by the 1st official "on-field" practice at 3:45p. I feel pathetic that I just got that in depth on practice times, but after watching the Cards shit the bed last night against the Phillies, I need something good to look forward to. Bears/Chiefs Thursday night preseason football baby! Daaaaa Bears. And my Bears will suck this year too. Relying on you, Mizzou.

5 comments:

S Dub said...

All I ever got was orange slices and a copious amount of water.

Two-a-days are fucking bullshit.

Big Head said...

RMN is saying 3:45p for 1st practice. Maybe meetings and equipment and ass crack o' dawn this morning. Who knows, who cares? It's football season. Or as ESPN puts it "FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE".

I thought I read 7:30a though.

Shawn said...

It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!! And I'm also in need of something to take my mind off of those sorry Cards.

Sleezy said...

two-a-days is what I call Thursday. Busting off some knuckle children to Mexican soap's durring the day and What not to Wear at night.

Big Head said...

Wow. Comment o' the day to Sleezy.