While not on par with SMU or 'Bama paying players, around the Mizzourah offices we have decided to buy your fandom...with a pizza. Actually, Sleezy made a co-worker into a Mizzou fan until 2010 via a Double Dave's Pizza and some shit called 'Peproni Rolls'. Mackey was apparently REALLY hungry. Hungry enough to trade his fanhood in for a cardboard disc o' death. Like me on a Friday night, the '08 Mizzou bandwagon is being fueled by pizza sauce. The highlights of the pizza/Mizzou contract are as follows:
-Fan must root for Mizzou every game.
-Fan must respond to an "M-I-Z" with a "Z-O-U". No excuses.
-Fan may chant "M-I-Z" if they believe that "Z-O-U" will be responded.
-Fan must purchase Mizzou T-shirt and wear it out in public if Mizzou is playing.
-On a game day, fan may wear a different shirt if he is by himself in his home, but cannot wear an opposing team's shirt.
Since Sleezy was part of this contract, and it is in proper English without spelling errors, I imagine the signer (Macky) wrote the draft. Give him a break on the 'Missouri University' thing. It's University of Missouri-Columbia to be all correct and stuff. (Now that they dropped the "Columbia" part off, they could easily be confused with UMSL or UMKC. You know, schools each more than one hundred miles apart) He'll learn. He's got two years to do so.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
You're Paid Off Now
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Ugh... I was a delivery driver for Double Dave's when I lived in Houston for a summer. Terrible, terrible pizza. Fortunately, Pepperoni Rolls are fucking awesome. God, I stole so many of those off of the buffet.
Are they really spelled 'Peproni Rolls'? I nabbed it off their wiki page. If so, it sounds like they should be sold at Casey's General Store for about $4.
I don't remember, most of the retards who I worked with could barely spell to begin with so all the order screens had pictures on it.
haha... wow... that is how they're spelled.
http://doubledaves.com.ismmedia.com/ISM3/std-content/repos/Top/Menu%20and%20Nutrional%20Info/Images/Peproni-Rolls-2.jpg
A&M hicks.
Dont question my Fanhood!
MIZ!!!
To be fair, it is a bit confusing to say University of Missouri and then abbreviate MU. Who's the acronym genius that came up with that one?
I believe it was Brock Olivo who did the acronymn. The same genius that wanted you to vote for him, yet he never voted.
And Z-O-U Mackey
As said above, pepperoni rolls are the only good thing there, everything else stinks. Most of the ones around me in Dallas have gone out of business in the last six months.
What's wrong with Pepperoni rolls? Double Dave's isn't Shakespeare's, but it's damn close.
Well down here in West "nothing fucking around us" Texas, DD's is the best pizzia joint. San Angelo does not have much to offer in that catagorie. It's no Shakespeares or Imos.
Double Dave's is the retarded A&M version of Shakespeare's that got franchised.
Terrible pizza, the only way I could eat it was to get it burnt and drown it in ranch dressing.
Speaking of the technicality of the school name, they voted to drop the "Columbia" this year, so it's just the "University of Missouri" now. City be damned!
I didn't want any confusion with those growing football powers UMSL or UMKC. I'm shaking right now! :)
I haven't driven through Missouri since the Husker game. Did they have to replace all the UM-Columbia signs? I guess I'll see them all in August.
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