Mythical Preseason Win

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Like Sleezy's ex, Mizzou knows how to work a poll ('pole' in her case. Heey-ohhh!). The Tigers the unanimous choice to win the B12 North according the the media, winning all 51 votes. Oklahoma was a close to unanimous choice with 49 first place votes, "but 'close' only counts in a sobriety test and when you gotta pee" as my dad always says. Most of the time, I believe those are at the same time.

North
1). Mizzou
2). kU
3). Nebraska
4). Colorado
5). K-State
6). Iowa State

South
1). Oklahoma
2). Tejas
3). Tejas Tech
4). Okie State
5). ATM
6). Baylor

I can't complain about the North. Lots of parity between 2-4, and K-State could finish in the shitter, but what do I know? The South is right on.

With B12 Media Day on Monday, apparently Mizzou gets the waiver, and is bringing four players for the big media party. All other teams are bringing three players. Out of Chase & Chase, Willy Mo, and Maclin, who's bringing the keg for this shindig?