Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Lil' Owls?

If this guy can get some, then seriously, there's someone out there for everyone. I read about this story on a couple of different sites, and I was waiting like a kid on Christmas Eve for these pictures to come out. Well...BOOYAH!! Yes, White Owl, kU's 61yr old degenerate #1 "football fan" is marrying a 22yr old student named Julia Lee. I'm not so sure I could pull college chicks any more, and I'm in my mid-20's. Just from the look, you know he smells like a boozed up bum that's been smoking Viceroy's like it's his job. You know, like your grandpa if he thought it was still 1972. And yeah, his fiance` looks like the typical kU girl; a mix of one of the "Shaun of the Dead" zombies and hippie, less hot version of Allyson Hannigan (the "this one time...in band camp" girl). I guess, congrats???

I'm guessing the kids will look something like this in a couple of years.

2 comments:

Hiphopopotamus said...

Nice picture find on the likely lovechild to spawn from these two happy hippies.

Big Head said...

I don't remember seeing many hippies like her around Lawrence or Columbia. Granted, Wakarusa was just there, so there's a chance. She is very 'Boulder-ish'.