Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Agent Wuebbles, Dumbass

Another black eye for the football squad; in true John Stull fashion, backup O-Lineman Austin Wuebbles decided to pop on the silver bracelets and get a ride to the cop shop.

Here's the Who, What, When, Where parts of the shindig; While receiving a WARNING CITATION, Wuebbles freaked and tried to grab under the dash for the jackpot. Instead of going to the Showcase Showdown for his winnings, "officers removed Wuebbels from the car, searched the vehicle, and found marijuana and a metal marijuana smoking pipe. They also found a fake ID, beer and determined Wuebbels smelled of alcohol. He was taken to the police station where he passed a sobriety test." (StL PD)

So basically, if he didn't freak while getting a WARNING ticket, which costs him zero dollars, he would have gotten away with it. Granted, while talking to a cop, I've never had anything illegal on me, but if you do and Big Blue is right there...don't go for it idiot.

To top it off, Wuebbles didn't let GP know...the media had to tell him. Nice juke move Wuebbles. You didn't think four misdemenors wouldn't get noticed? Wow.

As of this posting, Wuebbles name is still on the roster, but GP may decide otherwise. Remember, nothing was said of Stull for a few days and his name came off the roster.

4 comments:

Dave MacD said...

When I read the phrase "backup O-lineman" my dyslexic brain got "linebacker," and I got really worried that they were going to start running out of those...

Big Head said...

I hope Dave just didn't jinx us.

Sammy Vegas said...

Is this the 5:00 free crack give away?

Dave MacD said...

Don't worry, big head, I just went outside, turned around three times and spat. Jinx averted