Les, You Still Wanna Go?

Maybe it was a drunk dial? Maybe they were missing him? Maybe they really meant to call Nes Liles? The Michigan coaching search has turned into a high school romance. Michigan asked Les Miles to the dance, Les said no, and but he is keeping the Wolverines around for a booty call. LSU is the Nancy at home wondering why her boyfriend isn't calling her on Friday night even though she knows he's hanging out at his boy's house with a bunch of better looking ladies. And Michigan will put out! The Maize and Blue are more desperate than I am to find a hottie to take to the company Christmas party.

Amazing that Michigan, the pearl of the oyster, can't find anyone that wants this job and has now come full circle. Maybe we don't have anything to worry about with Pinkel. Hell, they are still calling ex's so they aren't totally over it yet.