Big XII Genie- Week 10

Holy crap, this is Week Ten. Season's going quick. Since my crystal ball decided to go pedestrian last week (3-2), I'm just going to shake a magic 8-ball. And not the kind Michael Irvin liked to.

Mizzou 35 CU 18

Tigers must stop Hugh Charles. He's flown under the radar like a stealth jet. If we stack the line, Cody Hawkins has an arm worse than my aunt during her keg softball games.

OSU 28 Texas 21

Stillwater freaks me out. OSU has looked good at home for the most part, and will get up for da Horns to come in. OSU will win this week...and next.

Oklahoma 42 ATM 10

Franchione is like Mr. Bean; neither can do anything right. Fran will step on his dick and get himself canned on Monday after this woodshed beating. Three words for this game; ABC at night. There will be more moonshine downed in one day than during the entire prohibition period.

Nebraska 28 Kansas 24

Here's your upset special. Who knew you could cure cancer with a broken collerbone? Joe Ganz now in for Sam Keller, and the Huskers have a new life for this week. I was in the stands last year when KU almost pulled it out. I root for a meteor to hit Lawrence, but I'm going to have to...**gulp**...say Nebraska wins. I don't know how I can sleep at night. I feel like Nicky from Deer Hunter seeing Kansas atop the Big XII.

K-Sucks 21 Iowa State 18

The Fightin' Chizik's are getting better. They'll hang at home, and may damn well win this one. K-State better come with their A game. Ok, bad cliche, but if ISU plays as a team...dammit, another one?

Tech 1,0000 Baylor 6

After two straight losses, Double T prison pounds Baylor like Mike Tyson on a retarded kid. Graham Harrell may toss for 500+ yards and Michael Crabtree will have a new video out on Monday. This game actually looks worse than sitting through "Fred Claus".