Big XII Genie- Week 7

Like the Blue Genie on King Of Cars, I'm throwing my nuts in the face of competition. Let's see how my crystal ball works in the 30 degree temps up here.

Missouri 34 Oklahoma 31

I would feel a lot more comfortable if this game was in Columbia. It’s either going to be a blowout going to Oklahoma or a tight game going Mizzou’s way. OU likes to give up points lately, and Mizzou puts out like Jenna Jameson at a frat party. I’ll be a homer and hope a couple of bounces go our way. If OU wins, there will be a repeat of this game in San Antone. If Mizzou wins, Oklahoma is in trouble with a 1-2 conference record to start off with. It’s a must win for them.

K-State 24 Colorado 18

Who didn’t have this as a fight for ‘Shitter of the north’? Well, Iowa State owns that title. Colorado is 2-0 but with a suspect defense. K-State looks shakier than Muhammad Ali. It’s a must win for K-Sucks after losing to KU at home. This game could go either way, but you’ve got to think since the game is in the toxic waste dump known as Manhattan, it’s a home team special.

Kansas 32 Baylor 17

This game is usually like a chick fight at a bar where if there was nothing else going on, you’d watch. It’s taking everything I have to not pick Baylor. Blyzzle Syzzle is an underrated QB and Baylor will shock someone in conference. Talib is an All-American corner and will kill the pass game though. If this game wasn’t in Lawrence, this would be my upset special. There’s a better chance of Mangino shucking 200lbs than Kansas covering the 25 point spread.

Oklahoma State 42 Nebraska 18

As the nuclear holocaust continues in Lincoln, the Pokes come to town. It’s hard to call this is an upset when a better team than Ball State and Iowa State come to town to whip your ass. The Huskers play defense like a Brownie Troop. Note to Adarius Bowman; Step off the bus and you’ll rack up 150yds. Zac Robinson will run the Huskers to death.

Texas 32 Iowa State 14

Everything is here for this to be the biggest upset; Gene Chizik’s old squad, so he has knowledge, the game is in Ames, and another Longhorn will be arrested by the time you’re done reading this. But it’s not going to happen. But it will be a closer game that you’re thinking. Texas gets a garbage touchdown late to pull away. Mack Brown bails someone out of jail in Ames.

Texas A&M 28 Texas Tech 21

So Mike Leach, how was Northwestern State and Rice? Oh, you looked good there. How about Iowa State? Yeah, you looked good there too. But you’re about to become everyone’s bitch for the rest of the season. I’ll go with the ‘overrated’ card on Tech.